TikTok found the cheat code for accumulating wealth.

west coast is for amateurs, all the real traders live in Hawaii

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Admire the logic how you can make a quick thousand in 2 hours and move on to your 9-5 instead of continuing making that 500$/hr.

This guy is an amateur…My secret is I fly back from the future every morning from Japan and I already know what the market is going to do.

thank you, sentient durian

Why is he masked though? He should be proud of himself for this excellent piece of advice

crypto is 24/7 this is why I am a trillionaire and retired at 11

I hate it here

If you can make $500/hr day trading, why are you working a 9-5? Oh yeah, that’s because you actually aren’t making any money in the market. Like the majority of day traders.

Plus you have more time to call Tokyo and ask what’s going to happen in the market since they’re in the future.

Idk how losing $1000 every morning before I go to work will help me retire early but I guess I’ll take his word for it

I'm a CIA agent and would like to know this man's location

$1,000 on the west coast is $0.30 on the east coast

Ah, yes.

Stock market opens at 6:30am PST. Tik Tok traders at 6:31am:

If you move east the stock markets on a different date. So you’re basically time traveling

Great so I’m reality I’m going broke and getting all pissed off before going to work for 8 hours

But also if you live on the East Coast you get to predict the future 3 hours ahead /s

@219_eth tiktok is such a menace

@219_eth Moving to Hawaii to get a jump on the west coast people

I'd rather trust this guy tbh

NGL, moving to Phoenix, exponentially increased my income and my overall wealth, but I got lucky in a crazy industry

Lmao from play to earn to walk to earn to work to earn. Also why all the spiky stuff?

I was thinking the algorithm has not blessed me with new TTI content in awhile and then this gold studded piece of wisdom appears on the TL.

It’s SOOOO much fun waking up at 5am to prepare for the markets. I LOVE working on west coast time. I get to be in bed by 9pm

Man folks in Hawaii must be billionaires

260 odd trading days a year to make a "quick thousand" and my guy still has a 9-5pm. Share your trading account screenshots for the last 6 months, chief. Give us the hot tips for the next few days ;)

this is exactly the level of financial advice i would have expected from a durian fruit

mannnnn

Bonus 10% if you stick your head in a beehive before you trade.