*Time traveler moves chair* The timeline:

Doug Pederson snuck in during the trophy presentation 😭💀

Altered the timeline so much Nick Siriani turned into Doug Pederson

Delete this

“Siri, what does torture look like?”

Didn’t know Nike foles and Carson wentz were still on the team! 🤨

The original script be like

THEY HAVE RESSURRECTED NICK FOLES

LET THE WOUND HEAL

Maybe get a play call in on time and not run the play clock down to 0 every play and waste a timeout early in the second half. Then magically, you have enough time to get into field goal range instead of a hail mary attempt to end the game. Just a thought.