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Today I asked my wife a “hypothetical” question. “If a man dies while cheating, will his wife ever forgive him?” She didn’t hesitate. She said, “Ask Festus Amimo.” I said, “That’s harsh.” She replied, “Harsh is leaving a pregnant wife at home to go chase someone else’s wife and...

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I asked my wife a serious life-and-death question. “If I died while cheating… mid-mission… in another man’s house… what would you do?” She didn’t even blink. She said, “I won’t mourn. And even if I cry, it will be fake. Very fake.” I tried to defend myself. Asked, “Why are you so cold?” She flipped the script like VAR in the 90th minute: “What if someone’s husband dies while having sex with me? Will you forgive me?” Silence. My ancestors logged out. My Wi-Fi disconnected. Marriage council adjourned indefinitely. Now I’m at Garden City Mall, roaming around like a confused gazelle, looking for Tusker Lager to process this trauma. Marriage is not a partnership. It’s a courtroom. And questions can be used against you without warning. 🍺 RIP Festus Amimo you served well at Radio Mayienga, Mayienga yengo piny.
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I asked my wife a serious life-and-death question. “If I died while cheating… mid-mission… in another man’s house… what would you do?” She didn’t even blink. She said, “I won’t mourn. And even if I cry, it will be fake. Very fake.” I tried to defend myself. Asked, “Why are you so cold?” She flipped the script like VAR in the 90th minute: “What if someone’s husband dies while having sex with me? Will you forgive me?” Silence. My ancestors logged out. My Wi-Fi disconnected. Marriage council adjourned indefinitely. Now I’m at Garden City Mall, roaming around like a confused gazelle, looking for Tusker Lager to process this trauma. Marriage is not a partnership. It’s a courtroom. And questions can be used against you without warning. 🍺 RIP Festus Amimo you served well at Radio Mayienga, Mayienga yengo piny.

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Jada Pinkett Smith speaks about the 2022 Oscars incident involving Will Smith and Chris Rock. She says that when she saw Chris come out as a presenter, she told Will he wasn’t going to be able to help himself. When Chris made the joke, she looked at Will because she knew it was coming. She also reveals that she and Will hadn’t referred to each other as husband and wife since 2016, so she was surprised when he called her his wife. She says she attended the Oscars as family, not as Will’s wife. “When i first saw Chris name come up on stage as one of the presenter, I looked at Will and I say he’s not gonna be able to help himself, this is gonna be something, i knew. So when Chris said what he said i looked to Will as if to say see, i knew it. And then i was like that’s not cool to talk about a medical condition that can’t be cured. There was an aspect of that i was as shocked as anyone because Will and I hadn’t been referring to eachother as husband and wife since 2016, i was like wife? Me? That’s right I am your wife. And i came as family I actually didn’t go to the oscars as Will’s wife”

Heron

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Damon Wayans Was Supposed To Play Richard Pryor But Ex Wife Ruined It “I don’t think it’s his life—I think it’s his ex-wife who wants to make it her story. Because I read her book, A Fallen Angel, which was a good book, but Richard was abusive, and she wants it to be more about that. And I met with Jennifer, and I was like, ‘Look, Richard Pryor is like Malcolm X with punchlines—that’s how Black people see him. They would lose their minds if they made this movie about you.”

Club Shay Shay

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A husband asked if he should stay after his wife had a one-night stand and got pregnant. Caller: “Should I stay with my wife after she had a one-night stand and got pregnant? Can we rebuild our marriage?” John Delony: “Tell me about it. What happened?” Caller: “Fast forward to Christmas Day… that was when we both found out that she was pregnant.” “Then I sat there staring at the clock for a couple minutes, and then I went, ‘Wait, I had a vasectomy.’” John Delony: “Did she admit to having an affair?” Caller: “She did. She admitted it at the hospital. She said there was one time about a month and a half before that.” John Delony: “Has she shown you all the text messages?” Caller: “No, she got rid of all of that.” John Delony: “I don’t believe people who aren’t believable.”
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“My wife has her own business and money, so what is my own if she buys expensive items with her money? The bags and shoes my wife wears, I don’t even know how much they cost. As long as she doesn’t use public funds for it, it’s not a problem” — Peter Obi

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This mother was upset with her kid for leaving his clothes out on the stairs. She said she asked him to take his dirty clothes and put it in the washer machine and to do a load of laundry. She said he got mad and said no and started blaming her. She told him that he needs to come talk to her when he’s calm and not upset and they will discuss it. She said she is leaving his clothes right where they are. Me, personally, uhm- I would handle that in a completely different manner. What about you? Is this how you would handle your children leaving clothes out like that? Would you handle them the way she did if they back-talked you, got mad at you, was upset and blamed you?

👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈

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Erica Banks talks about the type of person she is in a relationship and she reveals she once cheated on her man and she was trying to make him understand because she cheated on him with a woman and not a man and she asked every girls to experience a STUD before they marry a man😭 “I wanted him to understand, i was cheating with girls and he was a man and i just felt like it’s girls so what’s the issue, we tried to do some threesome shit, we tried to bring them in, i don’t think i am a threesome kind of girl, it wasn’t even him, it was me, i wasn’t turned on by that, i want my man to myself, every woman should experience a STUD before they marry a man because y’all don’t know what it really feels like, it’s great”

flame⛧

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Sophie Rain claims she has made over $100 million from ØnlyF@ns, saying the money came largely from “personal clients” and even showed all6g6d earnings receipts as proof. She also revealed that her biggest supporter, a married man she calls “Charlie,” all6g6dly spent around $7 million on her alone. According to Sophie, she has no idea what his actual source of income is, and says the man’s wife and children know about his ob$e$$ion with her. 👀🔥 “It’s been in$an6 and really hard to belief but I’m very grateful every single day. His name is Charlie, He’s really awesome guy, He has given me around 7 million now at this point. I honestly don’t know, I don’t ask him about that, He doesn’t like to talk about his personal life and he’s really nice guy, He has a wife and kids but they know about me, I know it’s really in$an6 like he told them about me before.” 👀
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Sophie Rain claims she has made over $100 million from ØnlyF@ns, saying the money came largely from “personal clients” and even showed all6g6d earnings receipts as proof. She also revealed that her biggest supporter, a married man she calls “Charlie,” all6g6dly spent around $7 million on her alone. According to Sophie, she has no idea what his actual source of income is, and says the man’s wife and children know about his ob$e$$ion with her. 👀🔥 “It’s been in$an6 and really hard to belief but I’m very grateful every single day. His name is Charlie, He’s really awesome guy, He has given me around 7 million now at this point. I honestly don’t know, I don’t ask him about that, He doesn’t like to talk about his personal life and he’s really nice guy, He has a wife and kids but they know about me, I know it’s really in$an6 like he told them about me before.” 👀

GEO ✪

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“My wife has her own business and her own money, so what is my business if she buys expensive items with her money? The bags and shoes my wife wears, I don’t even know how much they cost. “In fact, she is actually a bit less sophisticated now. She used to be far more sophisticated before I became governor. I’m managing public money, and as long as she lives her own life without interfering with my management of public funds, good luck to her. “I didn’t even have an Office of the First Lady while I was governor. I don’t celebrate my own birthday, but I don’t stop people from celebrating. As long as you don’t ask me to pay the birthday bills, I will even attend if you invite me.” —Mr Peter Obi
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“My wife has her own business and her own money, so what is my business if she buys expensive items with her money? The bags and shoes my wife wears, I don’t even know how much they cost. “In fact, she is actually a bit less sophisticated now. She used to be far more sophisticated before I became governor. I’m managing public money, and as long as she lives her own life without interfering with my management of public funds, good luck to her. “I didn’t even have an Office of the First Lady while I was governor. I don’t celebrate my own birthday, but I don’t stop people from celebrating. As long as you don’t ask me to pay the birthday bills, I will even attend if you invite me.” —Mr Peter Obi

CHUKS 🍥

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So Cybertruck has never had summon (move forward or backward with the Tesla app) like most Tesla’s. It Especially didn’t have Actual Smart Summon (A.S.S.) which means you can call it to you for let’s say if it’s raining and you parked far away. So I go to test it while my wife needed a couple items at Walmart. I work out the settings and then it’s saying unavailable etc. I finally work it all out and get to the door at Walmart and realize I need my wife to film since I’m using my phone to test ASS. After texting and pacing at the front door of Walmart with lots of humidity (and I’m now sweating and getting looked at like a person about to kidnap someone) since I’m like a kid at Christmas given a gift and told don’t open it yet. Finally, she comes out and it comes and does the job perfectly. She says you can edit all that out and I’m like no it’s perfect. It sums up 3 decades of marriage. I was so giddy I forgot to WORD at the end. This is gonna be fun!
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Beri🌚

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NEW: Interaction between Mayor Mamdani’s wife, Rama Duwaji, and Miss Israel, Melanie Shiraz, is going viral. Shiraz said she randomly ran into New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s wife at a Brooklyn café over the weekend. According to her account, the brief encounter initially started warmly, including a selfie video with Duwaji. However, Shiraz claims that after she revealed she was Israeli, Duwaji’s “tone changed.” “Right before I took that [video], I asked her if we could take a photo and introduced myself. As soon as I did, she said, ‘Sorry’ and asked if it was a video and said she didn’t want to anymore,’’ Shiraz said. “She politely brushed me off and then refused to engage any further.”
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NEW: Interaction between Mayor Mamdani’s wife, Rama Duwaji, and Miss Israel, Melanie Shiraz, is going viral. Shiraz said she randomly ran into New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s wife at a Brooklyn café over the weekend. According to her account, the brief encounter initially started warmly, including a selfie video with Duwaji. However, Shiraz claims that after she revealed she was Israeli, Duwaji’s “tone changed.” “Right before I took that [video], I asked her if we could take a photo and introduced myself. As soon as I did, she said, ‘Sorry’ and asked if it was a video and said she didn’t want to anymore,’’ Shiraz said. “She politely brushed me off and then refused to engage any further.”

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Dr K ponders if his wife is flirting with him after a long sesh of discussing the science of flirting “See I almost screwed up there, she brought me something and I was like I don’t want to drink this caffeine, it’s gonna make me tired..so u drink it, now it sits here but that would be a D move..I don’t want it but u make me want it..is she flirting?”
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Dr K ponders if his wife is flirting with him after a long sesh of discussing the science of flirting “See I almost screwed up there, she brought me something and I was like I don’t want to drink this caffeine, it’s gonna make me tired..so u drink it, now it sits here but that would be a D move..I don’t want it but u make me want it..is she flirting?”

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Tom Cruise admits his entire role in Rain Man only happened because his sister forced him to harass a stranger in a restaurant "We were at a restaurant... and she goes 'There's Dustin Hoffman.' I looked up and there he was with a hat, he was doing Death of a Salesman... and she goes 'You go over and you say hello to him.'" "I don't walk up to people and introduce myself. But she was so pushy... and she literally said, 'Look, if you don't do it, I'm going to just go over and I'm going to tell him who you are.'" "I said excuse me, Mr. Hoffman, I'm sorry. And he looked at me and went, 'Cruise?' And I went, 'Yeah.'" "As I was leaving he said, 'I want to make a movie with you'... and basically he sent me, a year later, he sent Rain Man to me." "He sent Rain Man and the script was not the script... my character was like 57 years old, a real old guy."
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Tom Cruise admits his entire role in Rain Man only happened because his sister forced him to harass a stranger in a restaurant "We were at a restaurant... and she goes 'There's Dustin Hoffman.' I looked up and there he was with a hat, he was doing Death of a Salesman... and she goes 'You go over and you say hello to him.'" "I don't walk up to people and introduce myself. But she was so pushy... and she literally said, 'Look, if you don't do it, I'm going to just go over and I'm going to tell him who you are.'" "I said excuse me, Mr. Hoffman, I'm sorry. And he looked at me and went, 'Cruise?' And I went, 'Yeah.'" "As I was leaving he said, 'I want to make a movie with you'... and basically he sent me, a year later, he sent Rain Man to me." "He sent Rain Man and the script was not the script... my character was like 57 years old, a real old guy."

Rixlerr

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