Today's Darwin Contender

Moo, bitch, get out the way

Perfect illustration of how people can have different POV of the exact same event.

I’m gonna give this guy an 8 out of 10 for the backflip! 🤣

Made a bullfighting documentary once, the Spanish bulls stand 6' tall to the shoulders, horns are over 18" long, we saw photos from proper old bullfights one with a matador 25 ft in the air, one with a horn fully inserted in his rectum. the 1st survived the 2nd didn't. #Insanity

Meet my Son, we call him Flipper! Hehehehe! 🤣. Get 'em Steve!!!

STUPID always will eliminate itself eventually

That's some hardcore bull-shit right there. 🤣🤣🤣

Go Bulls

Not quite as fast as he thinks he is 😂😂

If El Toro ever figures that pink thing out, those boys are in Deep Shit..!

Maybe the bull should've gutted this brainless idiot right there on the spot! I guess his next trick, will be running away from a speeding train!

Bravo !

Eu sempre torço para o toureiro morrer ou ficar aleijado para sempre.

That’s super hilarious! I’ve known a few adrenaline junkies, and thankfully they’re all still alive.

I’m always on the animals side

Machismo

I guess he didn't realize that the bull is practically solid muscle, most of it in the neck.

I remember one on LiveLeak back around 2011. Guy got his nose and upper mandible gouged off. Wasn't nice to look at.

He's gonna be feeling that for a while

Loved the head fake, right before that train hit'um. What an idiot!

That's gonna leave a mark.

🤣

Approved

He has the reflexes of a lasagna Bolognese.

"Darwin," what a strange name for a bull. Maybe Jake, Dexter, Axel, Jax, Thor, or Rex?

Bull, bitch Get out the way 🤣🤣🤣

Like he pretending nothing happened hahahhaa xDD Gold lol