Today’s Pardon My Take

Making idiot jazz is hard work, but someone has got to do it.

It's more jizz than I'm capable of.

I really hope Talia was listening to the Grand Canyon segment

I did not plan on thinking about the body functions of ants today. That’s on me

Just today’s episode of “Idiot Jizz”

Some people are saying @BarstoolBigCat has lost his fastball

He also pissed his pants

Underrated post

*sigh* jarvis. set goon, to MAX.

That’s a head coach right there. Jets better grab him if Glenn can’t get it together. No Goon Gang Green ✈️✈️✈️

How was this video so accurate for today’s episode

This is a crazy visual with Dana in nothing but a wet diaper and boxer briefs

Gotta be careful! But I ended up exactly where I wanted to be

Why is @danabeers trying to get naked on camera?