toilet instructions

Michael, have you been in my house?😂😂

Sporadically.

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Your bog's better than my bog. In mine, it will only flush it if you look at it Just Right, & take the gamble over whether it's requiring a quick, strong push on the handle, or a slow, gentle one. And sit down carefully, or the seat becomes a skidpan. And the Toilet Wolf... 😱

Well I wasn't going to mention that but bravo.

Ta.

Bloody hate it when you’re busting for a wee and there’s a pirate ghost reciting poetry! Every time!

I was not expecting the Pee Shanty twist! 😂 Wonderfully bizarre, Michael!

This is actually how my father in law speaks to me….and my husband…..and now my son..is it genetics 🤷🏽‍♀️😂🤔

🤣 made me laugh. Where did you get that idea from?!

i'm afraid i have no idea.

I'm still laughing at this hours later. However you missed our particular toilet issue i.e. don't put bog paper down the loo as drains block easily & not good for septic tank. I laughed even harder when my son said it reminded him of what I tell guests. Thanks 4 the merriment

Pleasure!

Love how half the comments are (like me) ‘yeah, totally relate, been there, outstanding’, and the others are ‘I can’t believe you have come up with this extraordinary surrealistic scenario’. Either way, you win 👍

Have you been sniffing a bit of glue? 😁

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I have a similar toilet sans ghost. Already thinking of how to get one 👏🏻👏🏻👻👻

Ahahahaha!!! This is brilliant 🤣

These twins are hilarious.

I totally prefer the pirate to the huge spiders and the open flame in a pan heating system from back in the day.

That is so weird and obscure, it's almost hypnotic

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Just let him pee pleeaaaase

Hilarious!����😂

Brilliant 😆🤣

I do enjoy imagining the conversations between you and your significant other at the end the day. "I did a new sketch..."

Wonderful 😂 Thank you.

It's funny cos it's true.

What sorcery is this? That is quite literally me when guests come to the house. My landlord has been promising to fix every one of those problems for years. 😱😂

I pissed myself watching 👀 this 😂

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Would you advise against brush use? It's for show, or general cleaning, right? Not for... incidents.

James Cleveley looks like an evil version of you.

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UK housing quality control - a real joke! Thank you Michael !

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😂thank you.

My cousin’s under stairs toilet is just like that. I just ignore his instructions.

I love how your brain works ��