.Tom Brady's official retirement announcement:

@TomBrady Brady in 60 Days with the kids

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@TomBrady Tom Brady next week

@TomBrady Is it because he's dating A List celebrity actress Margot Robbie?

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@TomBrady @TomBrady Amazing career. Nobody will touch these numbers. Now pay back the $1M PPP loan you took with our tax dollars and secure your legacy as a good man as well.

@TomBrady Good luck TOM…you could have save your marriage by staying retired…truly and genuinely the best quarterback ever no arguments no disputes.

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@TomBrady .....or is it?

@TomBrady I’m not even a Brady fan and I see everybody hating on him but he’s the goat and there’s nothing anybody can say about it. It’s not even a debate like other pro leagues.

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@TomBrady First Tom Cruise….now this. These deep fake videos are becoming super realistic…

@TomBrady Sure, Tom, if you say so.

@TomBrady Is it real this time?

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@TomBrady Congratulations on an exemplary career! On to the next stage, where I’m sure you’ll kill it as well!

@TomBrady Surprised he didn't wait for the day before Superbowl, wait that is a Rodgers thing.

@TomBrady Thank you Tom Brady for all the years of dominance and greatness.

@TomBrady 👏 👏 🐐. Authentic, from the heart. Perfect!

@TomBrady Truly the 🐐

@TomBrady Is he lying🤥 ?

@TomBrady Joe Flacco and Lamar own him

@TomBrady Think he gets into the HoF?

@TomBrady See you next season Tom…

@TomBrady You will be missed and you are the GOAT!!! Enjoy your retirement!

@TomBrady Imagine taking your morning stroll on the beach and spotting Tom Brady recording his retirement video off in the corner lol