Tom Fitton is mad at Jack Smith.

Why does Tom Fitton always looks like he shops for his shirts in the Boys section of Target?

I hope you don’t mind. 😂

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He should be mad at his tailor and his plastic surgeon, in that order.

Why does he always look like he’s staring at the sun?

He said there is nothing because he knows his target audience will not read it. There are crimes in there. There is evidence in there. He will be convicted again. We’ve seen this playbook from Bill Barr, nothing to see here. It’s not going to work. #VOTE #VOTE #VOTE

He is also mad at his shirtmaker. Long con right there.

He's my pick for weirdest of the weird. The baby gap shirts. The hazy filter. The awkward turns to the camera. Something going on with this guy.

Well, if he would’ve paid attention in school, he wouldn’t have such a hard time reading 165 pages