Too much too handle

She freaked the guy out he not going to call you

"Not going to call" is crazy optimistic. Bro was already calculating the fastest exit route the second she pulled out the phone.

Bro can’t handle that I can tell

She is perfect

@grok who’s this girl

When pretending to be crazy and meet someone actually crazy.

pass the controller

She’s cute what’s her @ ?

Cringe af

Corniest yet most perfect match