Top ten dad noises

“Full blown apnea” almost made ME stop breathing.

Dude. I cannot fuckin stand dad noises. My dad does all of this shit, like 2 levels above this comedically exaggerated skit. I cannot stand the noise of chewing food with your mouth open. I cannot stand “mouth” noises. All those ASMR people trigger the fuck out of me.

You forgot the coughing that comes with the laughter. Ahha

They forgot coughing up the morning lugies.

“FULL BLOWN APNEA” tho 😂😂😂

Theres more, follow me around.

I may have a few of those

@AutPain

Hilarious 😂 💀

@_gafgaf

lol…:just sitting down…..I feel attacked 😭

@daisy1975219 🥸

“What was that honey” gets me everytime lol

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"I'm sorry" lol 🤗

I don't snore

Reported. I’m in this video and I don’t like it.

What happened to #13?!?

I genuinely hope you never find out what it feels like to get old. But you will.

I made all of these sounds while watching this. Wheeze-laughed until I ripped ass at gerd burps

I'm 15 out of 15

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number 3 is the goat

@oiwa_bby

The laugh is the best.

Pretty spot on… very funny… I’m still wheezing …

#5 killed my ass 😂😂

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You either die a hero or live long enough to become one of us

Basically, playing Oblivion.

@comqoser

I lost it at 10 💀