Torturing my Duende rn

Who up jorkin they duenis

this is why gnomes don't visit us anymore

Do you have any fortnite animations you could curse them with?

He doesn’t deserve this cruel and unusual fate

The alien jerky that's trying to tell me how it's people will revenge them. I have several mass aliens jerking set-ups ready to go. That praise the sun pose at the end.

can we eat him?

Me: reloading my shotgun The bubble head nurse just feet away from me:

This speaks to me on so many levels

Must be made of sponge cake to have that kind of flexibility.

they did this to me last week at the chiropractor’s

Not by choice. Joel made me do it to suppress them.

Dawg. You are not eida mona.

Kel after Esraniki if finished with them.

I don't even want to know what crimes Duende committed to receive such punishment.

Why 🙁

Good

What i'm hearing:

just straight up duendin' it

He is getting the best head ever