Touch grass, find a hobby, and get a line with Patriot Mobile

I don’t think your lack of experience in front of a camera is what got people upset. It was your lack of knowing what your values are which you promote on the daily but have to get coached to remember. How do you feel “passionately” about something you can’t remember?

Are these your points or did they have to remind your fake ass what to say?

“Guys, how’s this? Does it look more authentic? What are my lines again?”

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tbf you don’t exist anywhere outside of x either if you weren’t on here crying all the time most of us wouldn’t have a clue about the 5th place loser you are 🤷‍♀️

Yesterday I saw Riley Gaines outside of a Patriot Mobile store. I asked her if Patriot is a good phone service. She just shrugged and said, "Hell if I know, I'm just here for them to tell me the pillars of my sincerely held beliefs." Not sure what that was about 🤷‍♀️

Nah. I’m not buying this grift anymore. I’m out.

This grifting bitch is smoking grass if she thinks she's convincing anyone to touch grass.

Just take the fifth, head zeppelin!

Wait, now what are the principles again? Girl, first Trump humiliated you and now this. Go take care of your baby.

Is your husband still an illegal immigrant?

Why would you be doing free ads for them? If that’s true, you’re an idiot. Get paid.

This you, you big phoney?

Where are your handlers?

Did they tell you to post that, too?

You couldn't even state your beliefs in this video without cutting to make sure you said the right thing.

You fucking loser 😡😡 Phony 👆👆👆👆

1. Elite shirt. 2. Every media person on the planet who has ever done an ad read before has been told what the ad read copy/focus of the company’s ad pitch is. This is the least controversial “controversy” you have been in, which is saying something.

Touch grass, find a hobby, and get your talking points from the producers before you go live.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm not used to just talking into a microphone (even though I do a podcast) without a teleprompter or a script? Are you fucking kidding me? So, you're actually admitting that whatever you say into a microphone has to be spoon fed to you? You're stunningly stupid!

kinda got caught red handed, would’ve been better to apologize instead of whatever this pathetic shit is.

Sucks to see you rely on cell phone carriers to feed you lines about your deeply held beliefs. I thought you were one of the good guys. Deceived again. Fake and fraudulent, like TPUSA and many others.

Fuck off…

Are these your sincere thoughts via your handlers?

Can you look up what place you finished in the 2022 Women’s swimming championships on Patriot Mobile?

Riley, admitting it’s “not normal” for you to speak without a teleprompter or script says everything. We don’t care who pays you. We care that you’re cashing millions reading scripts for values you can barely recite on your own. Makes any reasonable person wonder how much you actually believe… and how much is just for the paycheck.

Damn, how did she remember all those words in a row without a little helper.

Did you have to rehearse this statement too? How many takes did it take for you to get it right? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh sure Riley. By the way, how does a recent college graduate with no real world work experience manage to afford an 11-acre Nashville property replete with a 4 bedroom home, pool, pond, barn, greenhouse, horses, cows, alpaca & new Tesla truck??!! How indeed?!?!

"Find a hobby" - deranged freak who spends her life whining about trans women

People need to get a life.

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