"Touching your girlfriends butt can literally extend your life..."

So does looking at her naked. It strengthens the heart. So ,ladies ,u know what to do

You need us lol

We just need that booty...

I mean you come from us, so it makes sense.

No I came from a nutsack and beat 10,000 other sperm before making an egg my bitch. Don't get it twisted.

I’m telling you the reality.

Why do lesbians have to adopt then when they want to have kids?

Me wait for my girlfriend to come home so can I literally extend my life

That’s what I’ve been saying

@jacobs3z Next time you grab her ass just be like: "Thanks girl... I'ma live longer thanks to these CHEEKS!"

Didn’t they just post one last week saying bobby touching extended life also? Basically dudes just need to touch us at all times to become immortal?

what if i touch my own butt? will that work? I'm not going to date any more. am i screwed ??

So basically you're saying I'll be dead before I'm 40.

Nevermind that, there's walking skeletons! Panic!

I am going to live to 1,000 apparently.

Doctors hate this one simple relationship hack

Hahahah so does having a dog, less stress for sure and won’t talk back 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Live forever! @GRillaGrady

It might also end your life, depending on where you touch it, and if your relationship has reached that level.

She gives me the look 👀 every time 😂😂

Trust the science

That’s cool and all, but why does she randomly get fake boobs around the 47 second mark??

Only if she’s beautiful 😅

This video is creepy as hell

This explains Indians on mass transit

unless her husband sees you

@grok in recent times have been seeing lot of these videos over my timeline…are these theory true? You can confirm with current video

It also extends something else

❤️

So the bigger the 🍑 the longer you’ll live lol

Don't touch me I'm not on the mood

Mental load is crazy!

Telling her it’s for my health! 😂

🤔....

What should I do if I want to die?

Source?