Truest representation of cyclists.

Get some

So real, it took me a minute to realise it was satire.

If you can’t do the speed limit, get the fuck off of the road. Bicyclist are the worst people on the planet.

Douche Armstrong

Watched a dude this morning riding on the street blow through a red light and almost died. They are fuckin idiots and blame others....just like 50% of the motorcyclists drive like fuckin lunatics

When women say they like biker dudes.....this ain't what their talking about. 🤣😅😂

I don’t get it. The spandex brigade near me loves this particular road, a busy fast road, which claims about one of them every three months. Sometimes they survive, sometimes not. It’s like a Darwin situation. Odd.

Funny 🤣🤣🤣

I don't identify with cyclists. I just happen to ride my bike most days right now.

Yeah god forbid America has different methods of transportation.

When I was a kid we rode our bike for like 12 hours a day in some JNCO jeans or shorts. Explain to me why adults today need to be dressed like a fag in head to toe spandex with more safety equipment than an NFL quarterback. I hate people.

@DeebsFLA lol the Walmart full suspension, too small with half flat tires really got me

He’s actually on a reality show right now called Destination X. He’s very funny with the commentary.

Car people, every single day, 365: *kills someone*

I don't understand why they have to wear the spandex and butt pad shorts. You can easily replace the small hard seat with a more comfortable one, and you can wear normal shorts and shirts.

My town put in lanes specifically for cyclists that they asked for. Guess what they aren’t using.

Those tires need air and it's hurting my soul watching him ride it like that. 🥲

@XCkyro is so gay.

Of all the communities that exist on social media, the Anti-Cyclist community is by far my favorite

Spandex mafia

Omg thank you for this gem. I laughed out loud. I can't stand cyclists!

Fat americans hating cyclists. Truly shocking😂

It’s fun, gives you energy, and it’s a great way to stay in shape!

@tylerjanke

Being late to work because of one of these guys are the grounds for the most understandable crash out ever

Is it wrong to hope cyclists and Altima drivers go to war against each other? I don’t care. Still wanna see it.

Did @Manhattva make this?

I’m a cyclist and I get it. Lots of bad cyclist out there. I always only ride in lanes/trails, follow traffic laws if on the road, and concede to cars. I might legally have right of way in some instances, but that car will hurt me much more than I will hurt it if it comes to it.

@MemeREKT2 @nofuiyo_v2 @ratakat2

Perfect for future use on Twitter 😂

@Manhattva see they are respectful!

I can’t stop laughing 🤣 this is SPOT ON TRUE!!!! 😆😂😆😂

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