Trump got McDonald's DoorDashed to the White House

Again, showcasing the elderly having to doordash for bills is an indictment of our country, not a heartwarming story.

“doordash grandma” is something in the united states that elderly people have been tricked into having pride over their exploitation

I have never seen a dasher wearing a DoorDash shirt 😂😂😂 most staged shii

National security briefing: General Kaine: “Sir, Iran is strategically...” Trump: “Hold that thought, fries just dropped.”

Geez, and Fox was there to film it. How performative Embarrassing say least

Lolz. After a night of unhinged posts attacking the Pope and portraying himself as Jesus… Pappy dementia hopes some DoorDash McDonald’s will now distract the masses.

How is this MAHA?

Trump has screwed the economy so badly that MAGA grandmas are having to do food delivery to make ends meet..

Oh god couldn’t just pick the leave it at the door option? She’s already working her ass off, now she has to do a stop and chat with this guy?

That poor woman 🙈

After sleeping in from an all night of posting trump orders McDonald MAHA

No he didn't, that's not how DoorDash works and that's not how DoorDash drivers dress 🤣🤣🤣

Trump really did crash out last night 😭

I’m rooting for the hamberder.

McDonald's directly to the door and coke directly from the toilet seat: MAHA

So all you need to walk right past Secret Service and into the White House is a greasy bag of carbs. Good to know.

Fox News feeds as much crap to America as Trump feeds to his staffers

Trump truly doesn't care anymore and it's frightening

And Maha wants us to eat "healthy" and they wanna take away soda and snacks from Americans while their fat asses eat Bigmacs and Fillet of fish.

Because all DoorDash drivers famously wear DoorDash tea shirts.

@mrbigg450 It’s so nice to see Donald hasn’t smartened up and quit eating that McDonald’s poison, …….eat up my little piggy,,,eat to your heart’s content…..

I'm telling you... again... That this unintentionally the funniest President of all time. None of this is supposed to be funny at all, but ...

“Um…maybe” is a no but asshole trump doesn’t understand this

Shut up and just give her a tip!!!

"Caring for his staffers in the best way, which is McDonalds" Fucking hell.

Fake. “DoorDash Grandma,” Sarah Simmons, who delivered him McDonald’s and praised his “no tax on tips” law was spotted in a 2025 Republican propaganda video in Nevada.

@ColleenHolt20 What a joke.

Trump, didn’t tip.

McDonald’s sales must be hurting if this is the kind of ‘marketing’ they’re pushing now.

Gee, that wasn’t staged at all

Couldn’t he just make the miracle of the Big Macs and they would appear?

@BurntToastAge This entire administration is one long, never ending SNL skit. What an embarrassment.

Boomers gonna see this and be like "Golden Age Baby!!!!" And then call their disappointment of a kid and tell them they just need to be more optimistic things aren't that bad.... Go Work harder like doordash grandma over here, look at her go woooo!!!!

No food delivery service can penetrate the barriers surrounding the White House.

He’s so dumb he thinks a blockade means he can’t leave. If there’s a Doordash crime spree it’s because the Führer Hamburglar let too many people within the 200 feet pardon zone.