Trump is not happy with his combover.

What the fuck is up with the fucking grating, screeching voice PIGGY has adopted lately? This vile creature is thee most disgusting travesty in the world right now, and I sincerely hope America comes out en masse in November to put a stop to the madness.

Natalie will have her ankles tied tonight for fking up his hair.

Using his super gravelie voice. This must be super serious

This just in....

Carnival barker. Also, I don’t think most people know there’s a ‘b’ in combover. So is it pronounced “comBover” ? (🤨 is that even a word?) 😵‍💫

Hair Helmet.

He looks like he picked up a road kill fox carcass and laid it on top of his head.

His vanity can be really funny actually. He’s an old queen that keeps trying to play king

They have to hide the hole to his brain somehow