Trump is now just standing on stage while religious music plays

Q: What is your plan to help small businesses? TRUMP: The fact is that you know they want to get away from gas. And I have friends, they're into the cooking world -- I'm not, I just like to eat -- but they're into the cooking. And I don't know how you feel ...

While someone is having a medical emergency at the Trump town hall, a Trump fan yells out, "Joe and the ho gotta go!"

They are now playing Ave Maria at the Trump town hall as someone has a medical emergency in the crowd

lol i missed this one

There is a second medical emergency in the crowd just minutes after the first one. Trump's production team fires up Ave Maria again.

"Turn it up louder!" -- Trump calls for Ave Maria to be played again while his favorite chart is displayed, which he says "I sleep with every night. I kiss it."

Kristi Noem: "Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. I think that perfectly explains Kamala Harris ... can you imagine what it's like to wake up as Kamala Harris?"

Wow -- this was weird. Trump wrapped up his "town hall" in Oaks, Pennsylvania, after just a few questions, and right after he said he would take a few more questions. More music then played while Trump stood around on stage. Deeply bizarre scenes.

they're now playing an opera version of "It's A Man's Man's Man's World" while Trump continues to bob around on stage. words fail.

Trump takes the mic again. He says he'll take another question, changes his mind, and calls Democrats "evil. They're evil." He then tells his production crew to play YMCA "nice and loud" and wraps it up. Definitely one of the most bizarre Trump events I can recall.

they're now playing Sinéad while Trump bobs around and dances

Trump is still standing on stage bopping around to music fyi

Guns N' Roses is playing now. Can't make it up. Trump is still standing around.

We will all be dust and bones and Trump will still be standing onstage in Oaks, Pennsylvania, bopping around to loud music

i get the vibe they're about 5 minutes from passing around Kool-Aid

Trump gives Kristi Noem a smooch and finally walks off the stage as the end of "November Rain" plays

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It's Rufus Wainwright signing Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah

Halleluja was never a religious song. Leonard Cohen had a mixed religious influence. He was Jewish and exposed to Catholicism growing up. Yes, many ppl changed the lyrics to make it religious. " Now I've heard there was a secret chord That David played, and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do you? It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth The minor falls, the major lifts The baffled king composing Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Your faith was strong, but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you She tied you to a kitchen chair She broke your throne, and she cut your hair And from your lips, she drew the Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah You say I took the name in vain I don't even know the name But if I did, well, really, what's it to you? There's a blaze of light in every word It doesn't matter which you heard The holy or the broken Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah I did my best, it wasn't much I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you And even though it all went wrong I'll stand before the Lord of Song With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah

This reminded me of Shrek. Lord Farquaad to MAGA on January 6th, 2021!