Trump's trade war strategy against Canada? Troll them into submission

And @canada said.

I think Canada broke Trump! He’s malfunctioning shit posting nonstop🤣

♦️ "Is it weird that the Treasury Secretary is at some sort of German-only dog playground?" Did America blow up the trade deal? Trump: "That sounds like me." God help us all. ♦️

Carney actually plays hockey so trump would be the guy on the ice taking his licks

Canada's Response: You fucked with the wrong folks Donnie.

@SecScottBessent BESSENT IS DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED. He needs a tutor to follow him around everywherrrrrrre

The purpose of Trump's tariffs are to annex Canada. In 1890, tariffs were applied to Canada by Republicans in order to annex it, and it failed. Canada won the trade war in 1890. Republicans lost. Democrats won. Here we are doing the 3rd replay.

just what needs to be done to keep you on all the time 😁im tired of seeing the orange idiot and no Daily Show. glad you are back

@TinaMGLong Trump needs to be 25th and if the republicans in congress don’t do their job, they will all be charged with treason.

Dear #DailyShow just so you know, for us the Rest Of The World, Google still shows Lake Ontario. I live in England. Britain. United Kingdom. As for France, Lac Ontario was good enough for Henri IV, Louis XIII, XIV, XV ... so it is good enough for 2026 France.

Here are the last minute demands from Lutnick.

It’s so disgusting and sickening to hear a twerp like Stewart misrepresent the situation for the sake of mockery and Trump derangement. While the sober minded of Canada watch the unfolding horror - with now our only hope: President Trump cracks down so fully and so harshly that the mindless among us are slapped into reality and force our disingenuous Liberal leaders to make a deal IMMEDIATELY. Cheers from the high mountain of Canada to all intelligent, informed people of good character.

As a Canadian, we’ve been getting fucked over for at least 10 years now we are taxed to death and in return we get shitty service for everything schools are overwhelmed. Hospitals are overwhelmed. I believe we have like 2 million people dependent on food banks, and almost have the country is living paycheque to paycheck the average cost of a house is north of 700,000. You have to be a real useless person to pay a half a million dollars for a house.

Pedo trump's like a beaten asshole after a fight and because he's weak and pathetic he can't do anything to his adversary but to kick his shadow on the ground, that's what renaming lake Ontario is

You really get the feeling that global politics today is being run by 12-year-olds. "You insulted my mother—so I'm renaming a lake!" "I don't like that meme. 20% tariff on lumber!" As long as politicians don't have to bear the consequences, it is simply embarrassing and wrong.

Us Canadians are just so done and sadly, we aren't just over Trump, we are over the US. We were the US' closest ally without a doubt, and it is over, forever. Even when the Democrats win the next election and (no doubt) apologize profusely, there just is no going back.

Help Canadians decide which is more fitting, share one !

Hockey

How is such a great country sit powerless against the whims of a unhinged dictator?

President Trump is a 911 survivor. How dare anyone take a run at him like this. And his ankles? Could easily be a lingering issue from the bone spurs he suffered through early in his life, around the time he was drafted eligible. Did you think of that?

@AmysGotBirds We come out of the womb with ice skates on and our first words are a chirp to the opposing team. He’s so far out of our league.

I love going to Canada the dollar is only worth 70 cents🤣🤣🤣

This little anti American clown

Wow. The paid trolls slamming Jon Stewart and Canada have lost their shit on this thread. Makes it a nice, efficient gathering point to block them one-by-one.

Unlike the USA . Canadians are united!!!!!!

When morally deprived, stupid bullies can’t work with intelligent people, they start calling people names, ridicule them, etc. Trump can’t count to 10 even if he uses his tiny little fingers. He’s trying to bully Prime Minister Carney; master economist. Meme all you want.

Verse 1: I've got a little black book with my poems in Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in When I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone in I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on Got those swollen-hand blues I've got thirteen channels of shit on the T.V. to choose from I've got electric light, and I've got second sight I've got amazing powers of observation Chorus 1 And that is how I know When I try to get through On the telephone to you There will be nobody home

Funny to watch liberal media keep putting Carney up as a savior... Canada is in a recession....RECESSION!!!! AND HAS HAD A STAGNANT GDP SINCE WE ELECTED LIBERALS!

@DogsRgrr8 Trump with his daily antics is essentially mocking The United States of America and all we stand for.

I’m surprised this fucking clown still has a show. He is far from funny. Anyone that thinks Carney is doing a good job for Canada is sadly fucking mistaken. This is what you call managed decline. He was not elected. He was selected. Carney is it dictating tyrant.

@Sharen611 Frumpy did the same BS with Saudi Arabia.

Trump is a fraud and a conman. He has no business being at the helm.