trying to discuss anything on this site be like

so you're not gonna explain what a "nugget" is?

I think it’s nice that the coke comes with ice.

@TLEbirdarchist I love this guy, he was great in The Guild.

fuckin ell man

Honestly, it's like some people on Twitter can't read. You can describe anything as clearly as you want but then someone will always take it like that.

"Typically?" SMH

And if you don’t answer it means you lost the argument they made up in their minds about something completely unrelated

The part where the insults started flying around was so accurate Every drawn out conversation on this app ends with two people insulting each other till they’ve blown off steam and then blocking each other 😮‍💨

ive never seen this guy before but he has created a work of art

The ending is where it really shines. 😂

Followed by someone going @grok how many chicken nuggets are in the meal?

It's close, it would havent taken that many exchanges to get to the death threats.

Also known as conversations I've had with the security architecture guys AFTER the product has been vetted, selected, installed and is in production. I shall now refer to the vendor requirements document as the Jeff Lewis Meal Deal document.

putting tap water in the small cup is ableist. not everyone can tolerate drinking water/enjoy it so i don't understand why theyd make it so you can't get soda instead.

I can't escape the thought that he's the love child of Bob Odenkirk and Neil Breen

@grok how many mcnuggets are in the jeff lewis meal deal

"I'll knock your dick in the dirt." is very original. I'm impressed.

LeRoy Jenkins emptied the guild bank. Accepting cloth and Chicken McNuggets donations. ( mage water is tap water )

Must not be available in my area. I asked for a Jeff Lewis meal and put my hand out and they said Sir, this is a McDonalds. I said I know, just one Jeff Lewis meal please, to go. They said they have nuggets in a box, cant put them in your hand. I did use the little ketchup cup for water though.

this guy's hilarious, what's his name

It's just missing "That's literally poison."

Research has show the muggets are actually made of imitation fish meal which is loaded with lead and bromaldehyde. This causes turbo autism which is unresponsive to ozempic therapy. So, don't eat it more than twice a day.

Why don't they pour the water directly into your mouth? That cup is gonna sit on a landfill for hundreds of years, smh...

so its a 10 piece nuggets meal in a box?

wow dude 8 Nuggets, mayonnaise and a big cup of cold Dr.Pepper. cool

🤣🤣🤣 Hardest I’ve laughed in a while . This is how half of the posts I read go Reading comprehension in the US has to be like 89th in the world .

Ok, but why don't you condemn Hamas?

1. its named after Jeff Lewis 2. never heard of this fucking guy 3. well I'm sorry

So we can go to Wendy’s and get Bob Lewis deal?

🤣

Yep, pretty much, a lot of the time you just have to mute the conversation and move on.