Turning up in a league cup semi final by having a complete performance isn’t for everyone…

I repeat, complete performances are expected from complete footballers. Not statpadders.

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That's his niche carabooty cups

Salah’s niche is covering his 5/10 with a pen and a 1v1 when the games finished

September 2018, mate we had moreno, lovren & mingnolet in the team thinking he did something special.

Hazard carabao cup, what a surprise. Too bad there’s not a hazard UCL comp in existence

This was one of the first rounds btw

Lying about first round FA cup games so you can gas’s your boy up 😭😭😭😭

This was a first round game, you fucking fraud.

Show me Hazard’s UCL goal compilation again

Tomorrow

We will be there my friend ❤️