Turtles have a strong tendency to attack dark objects — especially anything black

We’re racist.

I think we now know where Jonathan the 194 year old tortoise stood on slavery at the time

Are we saying turtles are racist? 🤣

Such behavior is common in tortoises due to their vision being highly sensitive to high-contrast dark shapes, often mistaking them for rivals or mates rather than actual color preference.

In a surprise move, there is a sudden surge of Turtle new-hires to fill patrol positions at the LAPD.

@twauhtprophecy he's battling the dark forces

The turtle is my spirit animal

So what in their natural environment is black and a threat?

Because they’re racist.

Me and turtoise bro have more in common than i thought

DONCHU BE BRINGIN NO BLACK SHOES INTER MY YARD, YOU HEAR!

His name is Tommy lol

Racist ass turtles haha

They be racist?

Now change all white shoes to black ones, & the black one to white... I want to see something.

So amazing!

I’m changing my name to tortoise

Same with Honey Bees.

Hèn gì mấy ông rùa cứ thấy giày đen là húc lấy húc để.

🤭😹😹😹😹

Racist turtle.

U know where he was Jan 6th 2021 😒😒😒

That's insane lol

ATAB

Those have been approved

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Shame it’s a tortoise and not a turtle you fucking moron 🙄 Honestly you couldn’t be any thicker 😭😭😭

Kenapa gitu?

Not planned again!!!🤣🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🙄

Black Shoes Matter.

problem easily solved

Head butting turtle!

Tortoises are racists? damn.