TUVE GOES YARD! #BuiltForThis

Don’t ever slander my short king ever again

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My goat is NOT washed

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@AstrosFansUK Altuve: has a regular season slump for a few weeks as he has every year his entire career Astros fans: IS ALTUVE WASHED?!?!?!?!?! dummies.

NOW WE'RE TALKING!!!!!!! #BuiltForThis

JOSE ALTUVE! THE GREATEST.

MY GOATS NOT WASHED

Hit # 2277, HR # 234

A TRAIN IS BACK RAHHHHHH