Twitter do your thing and make Alan famous.

Alan has been spoken to by the police.

The way he punches shows me he has low testosterone, high possibility of being a Israeli.

Alan is in hospital for x-rays of his hands🤣🤣🤣

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I’m 63 -but if Alan touched me like that I can gaurantee he’d be having his lunch through a straw once I’d finished with him. What an arrogant weak little sh!tbag

The problem is that they’re cheering for him

“I’ve got knuckledusters in my drawer” Jesus wept. Alan, you deserve the biggest hiding of your life you little fuck. 16? Zero fucks. Behave like that, you’re fair game. Prick.

Let's find Alan. I think the sign behind him says. Great parks community centre shop. That's in paignton Devon, apparently.

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Those egging the simpleton on are just as culpable.