Twitter Journalist Loses Blue Check

For the record also not happy elon took my check away but needed the longer videos lol

damn this sucks. even most right wing weirdos won't relate to this

What journalists cared about: having their identity verified. What you care about: a blue check.

They’ve collectively shrugged their shoulders and that’s it. The only people who care are marks like you.

Your handle has the word comedy in it, but you're not funny? What gives?

Have you just like, never spoken to anyone IRL? Don’t answer that. We all know

This parody would only make sense if we were seeing lots of journalists actually whining about losing their blue checks. All I’ve seen are sad nerds crying that the former blue checks don’t care that much about losing them. This is projection.