two kamikaze dolphins are at the Update desk

It's been too long since Sarah Sherman has played an animal in the news

It’s Iran that is trying to use dolphins! Not the US! SNL is doing their job spreading anti US protests!

What high school drama club do yall get That Marchello from? Ugh. Not even funny and he’s always in every sketch. Looking back at all the great cast members and this is what we get now. wtf happened. Please recast 🙏

Bad

Notice how these J ews wont say anything about the Talmud allowing rape of 3 yrolds.

What did I just watch 😂

The late night NYC staple is floundering ARF ARF ARF ARF. You see that? I'm exactly as funny as SNL is in 2026. Fucking tragic.

Painful to watch 😞

Just more anti-America BS from SNL and the left. Fuck off. America is going to kill terrorists that want to nuke us.

@colinjost Good thing you had fish

Che is a waste of oxygen

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the update desk has never looked this chaotic

I just hope this dolphins thing is fake news

Mikey & Marcello need a regular drop in on weekend update

Why do you push anti-American propaganda? SNL has become such a sad disappointment.