Two thoughts: 1. Campbell is a legitimately good actor 2. Oh no

We’re gonna lose him to Hollywood

Campbell is a better Applebee's waiter than Adam Gase is a head coach

God forbid the lions don’t get one of those risky 4th down plays this year

Sunday night we are going to hear Goff audible "Applebees"

For those asking why No.2 Morning After Lions Loss, random NFL fan: “Dan Campbell clocking in for his real job” “Dan Campbell getting prepared for life after NFL” “Coach Campbell if the Lions don’t win their Division” It’ll be so annoying to see

% chance Campbell was practicing in his bathroom mirror at 4 am weeks before the shoot?

They should’ve had Conor Stallions seated at an adjacent table.

More Dan Campbell on our screens, less Patrick Mahomes. Kermit can't act for shit.

Why 2?

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