👀 👽 UFO files reportedly show a star-shaped object moving across the sky in sharp zigzag patterns.

Oh who gives a fuck? Its all bullshit distraction. None of this matters. You people are being fucked with and are eating it up. Pathetic.

This one's ours:

This is nothing but a Lockheed Martin MKV testing the targeting equipment of another aircraft and utilizing its radar obscuring lasers to be unrecognizable. Aliens aren’t real faggots.

“It looked like they were wheels within wheels, like a gyroscope” Ezekiel 1:16

Parachute and flare:

Marco Rubio finding out he’s in charge of the UFO disclosure

Demons/fallen angels

These things are terrible at flying. Possibly of asian descent.

Spiffy timing!

It's not really star shaped. That is from a bust of light and a camera artifact.

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I’ve seen things like this over the Gulf in Northwest Florida

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Religious leaders told to change philosophies over newly released Etch-a-Sketch files". Y'all are low IQ.

First confirmed alien DUI. The guy can’t fly straight for shit.

Patrick Star ahh UFO

Even aliens are leaving chem trails? DAMNIT!

Its a parachute flare on a windy night.

This is as credible as the Epstein binder incident. The second I saw this I realized how stupid we all must be. There are no UFOs. There are no aliens. There are no crafts. The ultimate troll. Kudos to the US government. (Unless this is what tey WANT us to believe...)

This is all a big fucking distraction to divert attention away from Iran and Hantavirus.

This is the same nonsense they always release. It's all left up to interpretation and the grifters will always say it's aliens.

What we are seeing is one government group experimental project being observed by a separate government group’s equipment and neither being able to say “hey that’s us” because of red tape. This is all fake and gay. Not aliens.

Am I crazy? It's obvious that's a reflector on a parachute

Newly declassified footage released just two hours ago, and the truth it reveals is far more telling than many expected.

They let the hantavirus folks off the gd boat & 12 hours later start ufo disclosure…yea they’re gonna kill us all

😂😂😂😂😂yeah, that’s not a UFO. It’s a Fallen Angel a.k.a Demon. But keep playing. Ezekiel 1:10 talks about what an Angel looks like and how it moves.

The best possible explanation 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Is this Pong? Atari level slop.

How profound lol 👀😏

Nothing burger as usual