Umm did Harry leave his hair in Montecito? 👀 Because Meghan’s “recent” video shows him with plenty of hair, but in the UK today he’s alarmingly bald… so either that clip is OLD or he forgot to carry his hair 😭🤣

I cannot believe this is news today 🤣🤣🤣

Bodyguard looking around like " who the hell is he waving to? "

Gah, look at his security guard look around like H is some kind of special target. He’s a joke. And yes, I think that is an older video in her little “archives” just waiting for the moment she thinks it’s needed for a distraction,

I agree.

He should just shave it.

He’s really attached to those few stray pubes trying to pretend they’re a hairstyle on top 😂

Esther you are spot on… that video isn’t new. He has way more hair!

Exactly! Someone pointed it out to me and once you see it, you can’t unsee it. The hair in that video and how he looks now simply don’t match at all. So yes, they were right… that clip is definitely not new.

Are we surprised 🙄

Karma for saying his brothers baldness was alarming, at least Will's still has his good looks, the top of Harry head looks like a testicle 🤮

Karma really said “hold my beer” 😂 He called William’s baldness “alarming” and now his own scalp is out here doing the most. Difference is William still looks sharp, while Harry’s situation is just… unfortunate. 😭

leave the baldies alone bitch

It’s not about baldness 🙂 it’s about hypocrisy. He mocked William’s hair loss first, so don’t act shocked when the same energy comes back around.

@CrypticSuit When did he mock ?

@CrypticSuit In Spare. He mocked William’s hair loss and literally called it “alarming baldness.”

It’s in her handbag with his balls.

Loool 😂 he thinks that little tuft of pubes at the front hides his extremely alarming baldness lol..... Psssst Harry....it doesn't!

Exactly 😂 That sad little front fluff isn’t fooling anyone. The baldness is loud, proud, and showing up uninvited in every angle 🤣

Much to his chagrin 😂😂

@XOQueenEsther And so early in his life. At this rate, he won’t even have any donor hair to implant that ever growing area lol

@XOQueenEsther They'll need to take it from his arse crack lol 😂

Megan married a bald redhead with no college degree, no job, no money (of his own), no house or property (of his own), no employable skills. All the photoshop work in the world won’t change that while she thought she was social climbing, she actually married down.

And that’s the part people keep skipping. She thought she’d landed a billionaire prince fantasy, but reality was a pampered man child with a title and nothing else to bring to the table. No qualifications, no career skills, no independent assets, and zero grit. She didn’t “marry up” at all. She married a liability with ginger hair and entitlement.

Montecito has a strict ‘hair retention policy’

Well that explains everything 🤣 shame the policy doesn’t work overseas.

😂😂😂

The Meghan Markle effect

He has aged poorly. Looks 20 years older. Probably 50 years older psychologically and more mentally disabled than when he was 25. He made bad life choices and he sure is paying the price.

He really has. It’s shocking how fast he’s deteriorated, and it’s not just looks, it’s the whole vibe. He comes across bitter, stunted, and permanently stuck in resentment. Bad choices, bad company, and a constant victim mindset will age anyone fast. This is exactly what happens when you trade purpose and dignity for ego and drama.

@5MinuteTrade Thats what spending 9 years with meghan does lol 😂

@5MinuteTrade Happiness got evicted and stress moved in full time. 😂

His toupee slipped off in the car?

🤣Honestly it looks like it did. One minute it’s “full coverage,” next minute it’s scalp city. That hair situation is not staying consistent at all. 👀

@AnastasiaRoya20 Him, her, even the kids as well 🤪🤣

@XOQueenEsther True!

Heirless Harry needs to find a good barber while he’s in London. He always looks unwashed and greasy.

He always looks like he’s one bad smell away from being asked to leave the room.

Serves him right for making fun of William.

So which is it, old footage or the hair took a personal day

The only thing consistent is the inconsistency. Let’s just say the hairline doesn’t seem to recognise her version of “recent.” 😂

He’s sporting the Friar Tuck look again. It seems to be his favorite.🤭

That crown is shining brighter than his credibility 😂

Oh wow he's now rocking the medieval Christian monk look, uh? Looks fucking terrible. 😂😂😂

He really is 😂 It’s giving Friar Tuck cosplay with a side of regret. The patchy monk fringe is just tragic.

It’s one of the worst in recorded history 😭 We’re all watching it in horror, and he did this to himself. I love it!!

It’s the public self sabotage for me 😭 He blew up his own family, reputation, and future and now he’s stuck living in the mess.

I don't care what any of you say. Mrs Dumbarton's husband is such a fox🤣 He never should have mocked his more intelligent and handsome brother's "alarming baldness".

He looks like a monk. He would look better if he shaved it but his head has an unfortunate shape to it.

😂He really does have that monk look going on. Shaving it would be the smarter move, but I think he’s hanging on out of pure denial. The crown patch is doing him absolutely no favours. 🤭

Moron, why are you waving, there are no fans anymore you goof.

He’s waving at the journalists he called. 😂

or Backgrid

I think he ran out of money to pay for those transplants esp after paying off Meghan’s flower sprinkles and lawsuits here and there.

Looks like the vanity spending stopped and reality took over 😂 The scalp is doing its own press tour now.

Bingo!🎯😂

Someone called him a wanker!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Was it really, WANKER!? 🤣😂

Yes, just before he steps into the building

That guy need a medal 😂

Absolutely! A knighthood, even

I wonder if “Baldie” regrets making snide remarks in Spare about Prince William becoming follically challenged.

Oh he 100% regrets it. He thought he was being cute and shady, and now those words are boomeranging back in HD. William embraced it and still looks 🔥… Harry’s out here clinging to crumbs and karma. 👀

The Friar is in

Perfect! 😂😂😂

He has the oddest habit of always holding his jacket closed. Is he aware that a button will do that for him? Does he know there's a button for that purpose? Has anyone shown him the button???? "Thick as a plank"

Exactly. Someone needs to teach him the basics already. Button it when you stand, unbutton when you sit. The constant clutching looks awkward and insecure.

Good heavens, Prince Edward DOE looks so much younger than ginger whinger

Seriously! Edward looks fresh and settled while the ginger whinger looks permanently stressed and miserable. Peace of mind and a decent life will do that. 😌

As is likely the case with many videos they release, I imagine it was years old and kept in the back pocket...

My theory; he looks in mirror, sees that bit of fuzz and thinks, yeah, I have hair.

🤣He probably does. That tiny bit of fuzz is giving him false confidence like “we’re still in the game” while the rest of his scalp is screaming “sir… no.”

100%

Look at the guy next to him ! What is going on with that ??

He looks like he got called halfway through a haircut and had to leave immediately 😭

Frier tuck Dumbarton 😂

Friar Tuck Dumbarton is wildddd and it’s perfect 🤭

The aerosol can of spray-on hair was removed from his carry-on by the TSA in California.

Imagine needing TSA to be the one to finally tell him “Sir… it’s time to let it go.” 😭 Confiscated contraband: one can of follicle fiction.

Gosh! He's really bald, isn't he? Why do they keep photoshopping hair onto his head? Are they ashamed of how he looks? Just embrace your baldness like William did!

Exactly. Bald isn’t the issue, the desperate cover up is. And to think he wrote in his book mocking William’s baldness… that’s why people are reacting now. Otherwise nobody would even care. William embraced it and looks great. Trying to fake it just screams insecurity.

My my, not nearly as much security as the markle seems to require. That's interesting!

Right!? Funny how the “most hunted, most threatened” couple suddenly forgets the whole security circus when it doesn’t suit the storyline 👀 Almost like the drama level depends on the cameras, not the danger.

Mais oui....or the story wasn't important enough because the markle wasn't part of it!