Umm do guys really do this?

You know what we should bring back? Secrets. Let’s bring back secrets.

Do you know what else men didn’t have back then? Microphones and video recording devices. Men should strongly consider avoiding both forever. What the actual fuck did I just watch?

But before we bring that back, can we bring back shame first? And proper genital terms? Because the way my brain had to keep recalculating…

We should know less about each other

His simultaneous use of anatomic terms and euphemism was like the enigma wrapping around the insane mystery take.

Why his head shaped like that

This whole video stank as hell

I can never unhear that. You know 20 punk kids are tryin' to smell their junk right now.

I think this is for the crowd that thinks tanning their balls is alpha AF.

Dear god, please take me now. Dude, please, you need to get a friend. Or at least a cat. I couldn't stop watching, it was so awful.