UNFAITHFUL PIRATE 😂🏴‍☠️👁️

"Never gonna see a chick on the side again." Brilliant line, so freaking witty.

So, What do you have? 😂😂😂 Shop now at >>

“Don’t got your eye on nobody” took me out 😂😂😂😂

Dear Matt, I think the physically and socially crippled people come to your show to finally be able to laugh at themselves because no one else has the courage to do so. You are brutally honest, but never malicious, and they enjoy that.

"Cheers in Lasix" was a nice touch for the subtitles 🧐👁️

Rife continuing on his quest of world domination.

“God said, you will never see another bitch on the side again.” 💀

Loved the unfiltered nano second in this, where you spoke faster than you thought. Often the unscripted is epic!

Of course a pirate would work at IHOP if he has a peg leg.

Took his winking eye 🤣

How are you so fast 🤯 One after another. Literally…have to watch over and over to catch them! 💯🐐