Unintentionally Hilarious Church Signs :)

This one's interesting...

Someone needs to tell them. I’d tell them, but I often get compared to bagpipes when I explain things. They just get that physically I’ll feeling.

Sometimes we all love hurting people.

Yeah, we're pretty strict on that mechanical instruments thing. Doug is dead to us now.

LOL! Funny, but seriously, this is my favorite sign,

He rejected “the five-fingered plan” of salvation.

This is Doug. He's been missing from home for 3 days & his family can't find him. Please pray for Doug.

LOL. Do Church Bulletins next....HILARITY ensues....-:)

That’s a great idea

What did Doug do?? Didn't he roast a turkey with a Flame Thrower??