unreal that he exists

he is seriously not human

do you have a ball he can super monkey ball around the house in?

I have been told those things are total death traps unfortunately otherwise I would. itd have to be a big ass ball too

that sucks :((( forever stuck in prison

he chills with us on the couch/bed sometimes! but yes his life is mostly Cage. we try to make it a fun cage

The demon took over for a moment as he saw into the camera, then he forgot it all

Completely unrelated but when is the next Twitch Scraps coming I've been fiending for another one of those for awhile now (Awesome Roach btw I have to acknowledge that)

I'm sorry to say but Twitch Scraps might be on its last legs. Twitch has slowly over time made clipping such a painful and annoying process that very few clips get taken anymore. there will definitely be at least one more though!! just don't know when

This is like 10 billion personal 9/11s. My Spreadsheet of Twitch Scraps segments with Fan edits go at half mast tonight

Does anyone want that spreadsheet btw its a public spreadsheet, anyone can view it and its got a playlist that goes with it, its really cool I think

bipedal featherless this is a man

gained sentience briefly and then lost it

yeah like i got a little guinea pig and once in a while ill pass by his cage and like... you're supposed to be in the andes lil dude what are you doing all the way over in greece lol.... have some cucumber.... on the house.......

R o a c h

I watched an edit of a Salty Bet’s stream with you and Lark, and when you had the web cam on Shoe being cute, they added a farting sound when he shit out a little pellet

Is he fucking stupid? Behead him.

Another Shoe banger

A fabled critter

unicellular being

what a weird little creature

this is the best video of shoe we have ever gotten

om nom nom yummy lotus

should he even be doing that? is that legal?

Does he know what's going on

How the fuck even is he

I hired this thingy to look at you

Chinchillas wish they were bipedal so bad

Fucked up little freak

he's so fat and fluffy and i love him what a creature

cool hamster bro

He almost had a thought

Is he even allowed?