using a urinal when wearing khakis:

you played your own penis, if this doesn't get you an Oscar, I don't know what will

every day little bro, but we keep goin

This is when u soak ur pants when washing ur hands and pretend the sink sprayed u. Easy fix

🤣

this may be your magnum opus

This is how I thought this was gonna end

That happened to me on my first date ever. So I leaned against the sink counter, got my Hands really wet and shook em. I said the sink was broken and sprayed me. Hope this helps someone someday 👍

ngl, no turtleneck feels like a missed opportunity like something was missing

I expect hell for this, but when wearing light trousers, a sit down pee is the only way to be sure.

Khakis are banned after 35 dues to male plumbing issues. You have been noticed.

You can smack it with your hand. You can beat it on the wall, but it ain’t until the zipper’s up for the last drop to fall.

😂😂😂

There is an easy fix for that

i JUST opened the app dog…

When you realize you aren’t alone in this world 😂

and ONLY when wearing khakis! When i wear black pants my boi is fort knox.

No matter how much you wiggle or dance, the last drops are always on the pants

lol for real though… the shake is dangerous in this situation; what you want is grasping at the root and squeezing to the head, like you’re low on toothpaste

i once saw this in bali at the airport, right next to the urinals

Every time.

Gotta do one of these before putting it away

No matter how much you jingle, or how much you dance, the last few drops always end in your pants

People need to invest in You gotta give!

If pissing your khakis is cool then call me 🤙

If this DOESN’T happen… the sink pressure is way too high.

This guy actually looks like a penis. He has like a penis phenotype. A penotype if you will.

Next level!! I’m dead 😂🤣 Give this man an Oscar already!

Felt this. Where my tall people at that accidentally leaned up against the sink in khakis to give the same appearance?

Dude was definitely doing some mind altering drugs when he came up with this. Shrooms? Maybe. LSD? Definitely.

Just splash water all over your pants even on the sides to make it look like it's water from the sink from washing your hands, you are welcome.