Valentine's 2016: alone Valentine's 2017: alone Valentine's 2018: alone Valentine's 2019: alone Valentine's 2020: alone Valentine's 2021: alone Valentine's 2022: alone Valentine's 2023: alone Valentine's 2024: alone Valentine's 2025: alone Valentine's 2026: alone

Been single for 19 years and it doesn't bother me.

Break the cycle

My Wish for you & me 😌 Valentine's 2027: alone Valentine's 2028: alone Valentine's 2029: alone Valentine's 2030: alone Valentine's 2031: alone Valentine's 2032: alone Valentine's 2033: alone Valentine's 2034: alone Valentine's 2035: alone

Doing it all over again bcoz last time felt nice

not alone, but with a bottle of Opillia

Valentines be like:

Don't break the streak boys. Most women are entitled whores anyways.

2027,28,29,30

My version 😎

Get off the p0rn, get a trade, make 100k+ yr. Go to Church, find a woman with morals, make babies, find happiness my kings... your life will ten fold.

I asked Theo 🐶 if he would be my Valentine 💝. He said, “Yeah, sure.” #NeverAlone

Alone since the start and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon and ruining my very impressive streak :)

Guess I’ll boot up Death Stranding and lie about my birthday so Mads Mikkelsen will wish me happy birthday on Valentine’s Day

Valentine 2027: randomass AI girlfriend

I think this song was made for you.

Nothing wrong with that. At least you don't have to pay exorbitant price for that red rose bouquet!

I've never had a valentine bro 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

I don’t think that is something to feel proud of human.

It’s okay,we all gotchu bro.

I've been single longer than most of you have been alive. I'm only going on out of spite at this point.

Your award: ALONE LEADER 🙌🙌

I wish I had been single a year ago. I deeply regret my first relationship.

@Freya_Valhalla0 ☝️

It be like that