Veteran job interviews can take unexpected turns.

Mine was Chinese and he used a pen to separate my butt cheeks … then put the pen back in his coat pocket. I don’t ask questions.

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Hahaha and it was always a 85 yr old white guy hahahahah

He’s not wrong. It’s a tradition among all of the greatest warfighters.

"Have you tried checking the butthole?"

😂 85 year old white man is the truest shit I heard. Pretty sure mine had trifocals on. 😂

"85 year old white guy!" got me

“Leather cheerio” holy shit! 🤣🤣

This is why all war films are ruined for me, like I really want to be in awe of the heroics being displayed on film, but in the back of my mind I can't help but to think of the war fighters having to bend over and show their butt holes in order to go and be in the position they're in on the movie.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. 85 year old white man looked at mine too! He's like the Walmart greeter of but holes.

Ha, it was an old white guy. 😂