Wait... is this Florida Man? 👀‼

Is that the Surf Shark VPN I keep seeing advertised?

Do you believe that FEMA is a competent federal agency?

Nope. That was California Dude, from way back when California was still cool.

this is the reason why women live longer than men

Can I get a "hell yeah"?

Average Floridian.

Isn't he the real MVP though?

#1 Song of ALLTIME.

No way

Yeah Florida waves are very different.

Must be... is it time to move to Florida yet?