Wait until the end….. I snorted laughed 😂💀

Stay in school, kids...

Valid

How does my dude not know what happens when you run electricity through metal that you're holding?

So funny I can’t stop watching

I’m guessing not enrolled in STEM.

lol

🤣🤣🤣 Looks like he the one shtting hisself! LMAO!!!

Lmao so funny I’m still crying

This reminded me of this description that still makes me laugh out loud with tears so that I can never read it without stopping. From Tony Welch 2017 Facebook post.. WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Dana what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Leo looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Leo (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a singlet with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with his head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. · My bent reading glasses were on the top of the TV. · The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. · My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. · My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. · I had no control over the drooling. · Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. · I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

So funny

Silently stealing your gf, one laugh at a time... I've seen this before.

Just too funny

I’m guessing he never was paying attention during science class.

Guess not lol

Ok, but what is going on with those 2 in the background???

Anyone notice the dude in the background

Just casually tasing himself before the devils threesome

Darwin is alive!

Sure is

Video of the day 💯😂

I can’t stop

That is hilarious.

Soo funny

Ehhh... Must have fallen asleep during class when they discussed the conductivity if different metals.🤣

Are we just gonna ignore the couple in the background?

😆🤣An epic FAFO

Seriously I cried

So did the people behind him!

🤣🤣🤣I love stupid people because they're so entertaining.

This one was only interested in the pussy

🤣They always do these stupid vids of 'how they'd react all tough'. They rehearse it!! People are sick of it. This ended well for the rest of us.😆

He should have stayed in school and learned about conductive metals! 🤣🤣🤣

Has anyone tuned into what’s happening in the background!!! 🫣🤭Just saying!

Lmao I'm like no way is he really going to do that hahahahva

Shocking… with a little bit of “Cinemax after dark” going on in the background.

Never saw him on the internet again after this

Lmao

😂🤣😂😂 That is F'ing funny!!

lol

Tearsss

Blacks not understanding electricity checks out Imagine if they'd ever get firearms what a disaster it would be

Not well versed on conduction, huh!!🤣🤣

lessons in electricity...

We all learn about electricity. One way or another. 🤣

What’s going on in the background Is it only me or I’m I seeing a bro suck on some tits

This one is always good for a laugh too!