Wait until the end 😳

I know I am going to hell, but this is what immediately popped into my head.

🗣️ Man the harpoon!

Missed you MJ

For those who might be curious, the reason her legs are that big is not just because of large amounts of fat, but also because when people reach a certain size the lymphatic system becomes irreparably damaged which leads to lymphedema. The sad thing is that even is she loses weight at this point she will likely always have fluid build up in her legs.

Not my proudest tug

Why would you do this to me?

I hate you 🤦‍♀️

Thats a Hell of a lot of water displacement

I couldn't make it, I ejaculated before the handstand