⚠️ WARNING: DO NOT COME NEAR ME DURING A FULL MOON 💦

But if I don’t come near you during a full moon then how am I supposed to give headpats and tell you that you’re doing a great job and I’m proud of you?

NO TOUCHY

Oh no the hot vampire goth big badonk waifu gf wants to do whatever she wants with me, however shall i cope 💀

BIG BA-WHAT

This is tempting

I'm concerned about your survival skills

But can we touch the floof?

LEACHY HAVE YOU LEARNT NOTHING

*goes near you during a full moon*

💀