WARNING: EXTREMELY SENSITIVE CONTENT.

Lol I guess this was not a very good attempt at a birth announcement. This is my daughter. My heart has completely left my body.

Btw she is the new Twitter CEO. She has strong feelings about milk & tummy time & will aggressively drive the algorithm to amplify that content.

Oh, wow. Guys, as an obstetrician, I hate to tell you this… She’s got her daddy completely, and I mean 100%, wrapped around her tiny little finger. Ashley, your time as “wife” is over. Now, you’re just “mom.” SHE’S SO ADORABLE!! GOOD WORK GUYS!!!

Lol he's a complete and utter mush of a human

When my daughter was born they put her in my arms after my wife had her at first. I looked at her, sighed, and asked, "what color pony do you want sweetie?"

Oh my goodness. She's just so beautiful. Congratulations mama

That sounds like a super excited dad😃. So happy you had a safe delivery. Please get some rest & love up that baby😍

mazel tov! she's precious!!

When we had my daughter almost 16 years ago, at the ripe old age of 24, my husband was OBSESSED with how little her newborn socks were! Watching the man I love become a dad was the greatest thing I’ve gotten to witness. Congrats on your perfect addition!!

Look! It’s a baby! But not just ANY baby. BEHOLD, this baby is wearing SOCKS! *crowd ohhhs and ahhs*