WASHINGTON DC!! March. 1st!

The jokes are fast. The crowd work is fearless. 🎟️ Matt Rife’s Golden Tour is coming to WASHINGTON DC… and you might just end up part of the show. Laugh at your own risk. 😏✨

Slim shady? Why? You’re too cute for that look. Go back.

Love Matt. But the blonde is really throwin me off lmao. Idk why.

You're much more handsome dark...js. I'll come see ya if you dye your hair back (even just for the night..lo

That’s what I love about where I am, the history and I can bike everywhere, surrounded by ocean cuz it’s an island, plus it’s one of the most haunted places in the US. (Hint my bio location is misleading 😏)

What happened to your hair?

Just come to Toronto and crawl into bed with me.

Damn Matt,love the new dew

Dude! Your brown locks! Where have they gone?

Mr. Rife you are the whole package there is not one thing wrong with you. You came at the perfect time change the game. You always make my days and nights better. Thank you for sharing your gift with the world this ice storm has me stuck here

Come back to the UK ❤️

@KatjaDox April. Check the website

Amazing! Will do ❤️ xx

Nice hair

Come to oshawa jay Mewes is coming here

Need you to come to Birmingham AL or somewhere close. Your closest show to me as of now is Nashville

Texas should be your favorite. But I get it, it isn’t for everyone.

Why do you look like Justin Timberlake fucked a Ken doll and had an anal birth?

I don’t care about politics. Hmm. Tax. Health and safety on the venue. Workers rights on the tour. Yeah. Politics dumb.

Feminem!

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Boom baby, respect to the people of DC and DC it's self, Rife in da house

Woof🐶

Ok, so why don’t you live there? Holiday home at least 🤷‍♀️

Thought it would be in the new White House ballroom 👀😂 You’ve got the barnet to match the current occupant too 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hello Beloved Fans of Comedian Matt Rife,

Reno/Tahoe soon? 😂😂

Not my favorite but I love the views and the history!! I prefer Nola, or Savannah, or really any other town personally. Lmao I went to DC with my Nonie when they were protesting science or for science or whatever when Trump won the first time. It was a blast.

🩶Angel face c: 🩵🪽🙃

This country requires more comedy since so many are out of control. Matt keeps it really since he stays away from politics and keeps his audience engaged.

You are so damn cute.....dark or blonde damn...ty for making me.......lol laugh

Welcome 🤗

The drapes don’t match the carpet Keep on young man it’s funny

Stick to crowd work buddy, your material really aint it

Tampa can’t come soooooooon enough! I need a good laugh. 😞