Watch Chris Philp SQUIRM

He's so out of his depth. Arse handed to him spectacularly.

Comprehensively

Ooooh that's a full on I'm about to shit myself moment. He's touching cloth cos his arsehole just puckered so tightly; that bench was lucky it didn't get eaten by his anus!

😆😂😂 probably left an indent

I'd rather not watch him if you don't mind, I've just eaten. He's still got a punchable face.

Soz 😂

Gulping gobshite

Pathetic creature, isn't he?

He’s just so oily

Philps is a slimy squirmy cup of puke!