🎶 WAY UP, WAY UP, WE GO 🎶

Please acquire a decent reliever before the deadline because this is embarrassing! We finally have a competitive offense, don't let us miss the playoffs because our fucking bullpen is ass.

Is Urquidy Spanish for "batting practice"?

WHAT IS GOING ON

I hope I’m not pulling a Jim Rooker here, but if the Pirates manage to lose this, I’ll walk home.

Admin during that surge:

THESE are the pirates? The Pittsburgh Pirates that I have desperately wanted to be good for my entire 22 years on earth?

2 things. One URQUIDY is horrible. Two what’s our record without Ozuna?

Hello Pirates

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN ADMIN

THIS TEAM IS SO FUN MAN PITTSBURGH SPORTS ARE BACK

Time for urquidy to blow a 14 run lead

410 ft | 104.5 mph | 27.0° Season HR: 6 Pirates lead 15-1

Lowe has been an insane pickup I knew he was going to be great for the club 🏴‍☠️🔥

Paul seeing run support 🥹🥹🥹

Should’ve let SKENES pitch a complete game and not let these bums come in and fuck up this game

😈

I know we’re up a lot but let’s remember, we;re still,the team with shitty relief pitching. Urquidy is capable of fucking up and hopefully Lawrence’s arm is useless. Sit,tight.

Bubba trying to put the cone on his head cracks me up...

Well we winning the World Series

Hot take. Rowdy Tellez would do a better job closing out a 15-1 game than José Urquidy.

Bruh.. is this my team rn?

Can’t wait for the movie about the 2026 Pirates

WE ARE SO BACK THIS TEAM IS FUN AGAIN 🥹

HOIST THAT F*CKIN CONE!!!!!!

Can we sucker somebody into taking Urquidy and Ozuna??

BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

#GoBucs

Yay! 2 more runs and I won't be worried that they'll catch up

The bullpen could still blow this 😂

I LOVE BRANDON LOWE