We all knew SNL would eventually devote a Weekend Update segment to Trump’s obsession with John Husted’s ass. When reality is this fucking ridiculous, SNL doesn’t even need a writing staff.

That is so freaking embarrassing USA sunk to a whole new low Do you feel like you live above a meth lab?

Yep!

I’m sorry ! It’s awful. Elbows up !

bro's presidential legacy is slowly becoming an unsolicited ass commentary compilation. SNL doesn't need a writers' room when the orange motherfucker is out here generating premium-grade clown content for free.

It writes itself. On a daily basis.

All the trmp stuff would be funny AF if it wasn't all true. Its hard to laugh at an evil narcissistic delusional paranoid misogynistic racist conman who raped teenage girls

the way they put those two side by side is literally the plot of a rom com 😭

Husted's Ass, Arnold Palmer's Penis 2028!

It "doesn't do this with men very often." If this is "not very often," I don't want to think what "very often" would look like.

Oh, darlings. Trump has turned Jon Husted’s ass into a recurring feature of the midterm campaign. And SNL finally gave the spectacle its proper Weekend Update treatment. The president has described “studying his ass,” pronounced it “a pile of muscle,” and proceeded to inspect Husted’s legs, feet and shoulders. He even felt compelled to explain: “I’ve never studied the body of a man before. It’s not my thing.” Apparently, the inspection was so consequential that Trump now claims his compliments helped Husted’s poll numbers. SNL found the obvious punchline. JD Vance is jealous Trump hasn’t complimented his backside, and Colin Jost finally asked: “Your party is about to lose the midterms. Stop playing ‘smash or pass’ with each other.” The GOP’s platform, apparently, has two planks: glutes and grievances. 🍑

Trump is one glitch away from dropping his pants and starting beating off in from of his fans. Curiously, we shall see putin’s face tattooed on trump’s genitals.

@gtconway3d All the Republicans in Congress are still taking that ride all the way to the end.

Smash or pass took me out 🤣 💀

The next White House press conference is going to be an official @$$ commentary.

Trump is insane.

#DeportTheBolsonaros

Facts

Well, he does have a point. JD Vance's face does look like his butt... And Pete Hagsbreath is kind of a butthead.

Why can’t the Trumpers see and hear what the rest of us do? They seem to have no clear understanding of what’s going on & the horror that will befall ALL of us if he continues.

How can anyone worship this disgusting idiot? I fkn cannot understand how they can ignore his incoherent, hateful blabbering. I live in Hawaii which is technically a part of America but many of us with actual brains and morals are right here with you. They have lost their minds

MAGA jokes just write themselves

As you know, I'm an American, but I love Canada and I hate Trump!

Not just John's butt....

Trump is often, in effect, talking about himself, and I'd guess that he's self-conscious about his own ass.

😂😂

It defies comprehension. Imagine what other world leaders think of this guy 🙄🙄

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