We all know exactly why Maddie was disappointed here

Don’t worry, she beat his ass in checkers

Y’know, I never knew how far away Vlad and Wisconsin were from Amity Park

This flew over my head as a kid, but I get the joke because I'm a teenager now. 😂

Maddie wanted some pipe and this man talkin about a checkerboard?!

Well she was happy beating him in checkers. Jack may have been a sore loser but deep down he’s thinking “man, that’s hot” about his wife as usual, especially as she shakes her butt in front of him

With a wife that hot the first thing on his mind should've been to ya know

Yea, his first instinct was to grab the checkerboard. CLEARLY, he should've grabbed the PS2 controllers.