We all live double lives

As a 39 year old football fan in Sales…. This is hauntingly accurate

I’ll never forget having an assistant principal in middle school that would get dressed up in costume & face paint for Texans games then be handing out detention slips Monday morning

This made my day

I hate this guy. But he’s probably an amazing software engineer

This is me but instead I’m racist on the internet

Missed opportunity to include him at 8pm looking at his fantasy team

Hahahahah @HannabillLecter

I feel so attacked lol

No one exhibits this more than @HannabillLecter

"Isn’t it wild how we all wear different masks? One minute you’re a corporate warrior, and the next, you’re a softie binge-watching rom-coms. Embracing our inner contradictions makes life so much richer! What's your double life like?"