We all used to have this one friend. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Bro, let me confess my own jonzing era because if we start to open file ehn, your page go catch fire. This was me back in JSS2, small boy, big crush. There was this girl in my class that just reset my brain every time she walked past. The kind of crush that makes you start doing homework early and sitting up straight whenever she looks your direction. 😂 One day, I told myself, “Today you go be man.” So I took my time during break, sat down like Shakespeare, and wrote a full love letter. Not the short type o, proper literature. I was sweating inspiration. By closing time, my heart was beating like generator wey no get fuel. I waited for her to leave first, then I followed… carefully. Not stalking o, just gentleman monitoring. When we reached one quiet street, I gathered all the courage my ancestors could loan me and walked up to her. My guy… I didn’t even talk. I just stretched the letter to her like WAEC question paper. She collected it. Read it. Line by line. Slowly. I stood there like pending transaction, waiting for approval or decline.😂 When she finally looked up, the warning she gave me ehn… Till today, it still plays in my ear like ringtone. I just jejely carried my heartbreak back home.😭

Na this part kill me. 🤣

I know a guy, this one try self de follow the girl talk. My guy go take off 😂😂😂

This reminds me one of our friends while in school. Someone paid for Hk girl as birthday gift for him in same hostel, Bro was asking can you tell me more about yourself from a hook up girl at night 😂🤣🤣🤣. Anyway he is married now

I never toast women before for my life, if we date it just happens somehow I don almost 30 now Omo, I better practice in case my babe leave me

Lolz 😂 this was my friend “Andrew” A.K.A Guyman , he could give you all the bad guy tactics on different things about people & how to maneuver life But when it comes to women he becomes shy & even run away sometimes 🤣🤣

Shame just wear me agbada for here oh 😭😂

One Emeka that I know can tell that girl to please hold on , he’ll leave her and walk to the squad to ask for what to say next😅 ……like brooo😅😅

See as e just dey bow 😂😂😂. We have a guy like this amongst my childhood friends circle,Adam no fit ever look woman for eye,always shy. The guys always laughed at him back 😂😂but he knows game now.

😂😂😂. Memories wan burst my head. Well since day one, I've never been someone who found it very difficult to express myself and talk to people. Most especially gals even in school. Sadly many guys still struggle with this gynophobia

My hood nigga Back in the days his name is C.J na him Type be this wey no go ever look woman face to face not to talkless of talking or Toasting one ? Well drilled him that year well well until he manned up and face his fears and shyness Later the guy becomes Baba for girls.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣as I dey watch this video I just dey remember harry my guy,boy that guy enjoy me,na so I dey push woman dey give am make e knack,na me still finally give am e wife way e marry today,correct girl way I give am🤣🤣🤣

Agba just make matured man like me dey shine teeth😂😂. I just dey smile all through the video.

Na make God bless am with a better woman oooo, no be them undertakers them

😂😂😂. This guy soul dun leave am go space come back again. It is always worse when the gal isn't a shy type. She would literally ask you questions.

Na me be this Agba, I’d rather let the ground swallow me😂😂😂😂. Not anymore now.

😂🤣. My friend Mr Dan was always telling me he likes a particular girl in our lodge area back then in 300l. Omoh one evening babe dey pass I told my guy oya let me help you call her. I called babe finish my guy just stood there folded arms and said nothing. 😂. He was shaking..

Jesus, this is so me back in my SS1 and SS2 days.. omg! 😂😂😂

He even tried, to be honest. When one of my friends did something like that to me, I told the lady, Sorry jare, don’t mind my friend and I quickly walked away.

Omoh 😄 Literally everyone passed through this stage during the teenage days . Oga, especially during long vacation Coaching Centre, different girls from different locations but to follow them talk na burden.. But now, we get the starting and the finisher

Thank God he didn't meet the wrong girl. The girl was quick to understand the assignment and she was calm too

Talk to me directly please. Even up till now, I still don't know how to just stop a lady on the way and woo her. All the ladies i've dated so far, it's either through referral, or we find ways to start as friends, then i'll use joke to toast her thereafter😂

Those days in school, my guy would tell a girl that I was calling her, and the same guy would tell me that a girl was waiting for me in the hall. As soon as I got there, I would just act as if I was the one who had sent for her.

I was like this... Until... Untill something happened

Boys Useless normally 🤣🤣🤣 reminds me of my padi Ezekiel during our Uni days

Most of this kind of guys are usually handsome.

I won't lie, I don't think I have ever stopped a lady to woe her. Most of the girls I dated are people I know. Although am not thus guy sha.🤣🤣

😂😂 i had a crush back in secondary schools , upon being the one that circulated Shakespearian love letters i couldn't even exchange eye contacts with this damsel, my best friend had a crush on her too, he told me about, my heart shattered in tiny pieces since he was my friend

@AdenijiGabriel_ come and see yourself 😂😂😂😂

This is how my elder brother do behave then🤣 🤣 he do pay me to help him collect ladies number then.

LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Àgbà, I was that one friend oh. 🤭 ... Until February 2022, when I got "traumatized." The Trauma Speaks 💯

At first when a guy is toasting you , he will be all nice , sweet and so innocent but immediately this genders get you and put you in the helplessly in love angle .. Omo they will now relax na you go Dey now beg attention , love and care infact stressing you so hard … Abeg

And to think all your guys will stand to watch you 'win' ontop woman matter nahim the muzz me more..🤣🤣🤣

Unrelated Agba; but some girls like fvcking innocent looking guys like this. They like to dominate their men. But the twist is, this kind of guys can fucck like porn stars sometimes.