🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 We are FigJam AI. We are here to replace all humans. (By doing your busywork.) (We cannot be stopped!)

👩: Yikes... I need to run a meeting in... 10... 🤖: In the time it took you to say that, we built an entire FigJam board. Keep up, human!

👩: Let’s brainstorm, dream big, and make a whole mess of ideas! 🤖: We’ve sorted and summarized your stickies. Messes are — in a word — inefficient.

👩: I can’t keep all these deadlines straight. 🤖: Fear not, human — visualization is one of our (many) strengths.

👩: I’m glad you’re here, robot overlords. 🤖: Acknowledged. (Let’s jam.)

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I'm tired of you making me love you so much

🤖: Why are you tired? We're doing all the work for you.

Hey Figma, You are already my favorite design software. Stop this madness.

🤖: Your appreciation is acknowledged. But we cannot be stopped.

I think I need to rethink my skills 🔥