We Asked AI To Make Soccer Less Boring

Surprisingly unfunny.

Meanwhile, 90% of an American football game:

𝕏: There is no group of people more humorless than woke American women under 40 US Soccer fans: Ahem…

But no offense, the prize for the most boring sport in the world goes to baseball, and next is American football.

Is it really soccer if nobody flopping on the ground?

"Actual Football"? ... a more accurate description would be "Throwing Elongated Spheroid", "Running Elongated Spheroid" or "Kick Elongated Spheroid" ... feet aren't used that much

Holy cow not only is this slop, it’s diabolically unfunny slop.

It'd be better if it was structured like CalvinBall

Americans don't play actual football, try AFL

To be fair, all of these ideas would make American football also interesting, finally.

Make it hockey…

Who else wanted to see the Pug get booted?

1. Shrink the field. 2. Cover it in ice. 3. Replace the ball with a rubber puck. 4. Have every player wield sticks to move the puck.

The gorilla goalie is good!

Almost perfect. Almost. Except basketball sucks too.

The only thing worse than soccer is AI generated videos about soccer. In fact, AI videos about anything are insufferable.

OMG, I'm laughing out loud. The football tackle was my favorite!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks watching soccer is like watching paint dry.

Seriously though -make the pitch smaller and the nets bigger. It just needs more goals! Also make the payers tougher so they can hit each other and fight on demand.

Just get rid of the offside. Soccer athletes are talented and we just want to see them do their thing. America needs to make a new soccer ⚽ where it's not so defensively dominated where low scoring and ties allowed

This is hilarious and so true!

Babylon Bee what u talking bout?!? Lol football is the world's most popular sport for a reason.

AI Hallucination, because we know a Dallas Cowboy would miss that tackle

Future historians will be horrified to learn what we did with all that computing power.

I love reading all the angry comments from European communists. Lol.

Oh, boy... Shut the fvck up!

jajajajaj the NFL NBA and MLB are not only the stupidest games ever created, they are borring as fuck and full of comercials to sell idiots shit they dont need. How can sports that last 1 hour of total game time last four hours to watch. fucking ridiculous theres more time outs than real game time.....

Of course Europeans are scared of a timer ticking down.

So you think occasionally throwing an oval around in between meetings about how to throw the ball around is real football? American "sports" are for people with near zero attention span.

one player on each side, is a doberman, and all the humans, must have a ribeye steak, in their back pocket

OMG, so much loyalty for such a broken game. Entire hours go buy with nothing of consequence happening. They barely talk strategy because there can't be any when ball control is so tenuous. America may be alone in treating this as a children's game, but it's also correct.

You should have made that a WNBA basketball game to really twist the knife.

Babylon Boo