We couldn’t possibly change the date. It’s just not something we do.

Always was, always will be 26th of January.

Why change the date to appease a noisy minority? #AustraliaDay

Fuck off, fuckhead.

If taxpayers weren’t forced to fund this propaganda pushing clown we might be able to fund talented comedians producing funny content Reason 105677 why we need a change in government

Stupid and ignorant take

Can’t really change the date that the First fleet arrived and Australia began. Quit bein’ erosive.

🤣 Ahhh, it's that time of year again. 😂🤣

Changing the date won't satisfy the hard left. It's not the date they object to - it's Australia itself Millions of Australians have had enough of being told their country is rotten, told they must nod along & recite the self-hating mantras The left is dangerously out of touch

That’s not the way the Easter Day works! Why mislead ppl on purpose for your narrative?

Funny, but public holidays (including Australia Day in the past) often changing around is much less a reason to change Australia Day than the fact that it celebrates invasion & genocide.

Am I still paying for this crap or has the ABC sacked you?

Mark you my friend are an absolute…..

Oh Mark you crack me up!!🤣 Absolutely ridiculous isn't it!!!

Lol we are never changing the date but enjoy being the last white guy at the SBS non-denominational holiday morning tea before we pull the plug completely

They don't give a fuck about the date, they want to abolish Australia Day altogether, because they hate Australia and it's people.

Call it Invasion Day or call it Australia Day, it’s the date that commenced the unification of the entire Australian continent with the rest of the world, Christianity & civilization. Lament it or celebrate it, no other date will do.

Oh fuck off you silly cunt

26 of January is Australia Day.

They don’t want a celebration of Australia at all you dumb bastard. We see the abolish Australia marches. You move the date they’ll find a reason to cry about that

Oh look, a snooty and sneering left wing video. This will definitely get the people onside. Date change imminent.

Le epic! You, good sir, win the internet today!

Mark, I find it inspiring that a man with a face like yours still feels so confident putting himself out there in public. Well done!

Does this moron not understand false equivalence? @grok kindly unpack this nonsense argument for me I don’t have the time to point out how ridiculously stupid he sounds.

Hahaha 😂 abc still clueless why more people than ever support the date not changing.

The only day that makes sense to call Australia Day.

LOL having simped for Hamas & Venezuelan dictators it’s now time for the Left to focus on ruining Australia Day

You are painfully unamusing and your little sketch doesn’t deliver the message you seemingly hope it might

Well this lot have enough days in my opinion. So they can FO.

Why would we WANT to change it though? For woke victim-mentality dipshits? No way.

And every year the Melbourne Cup has a different date

Love your work

Is comedy something you do?

3rd March Australia act passes marking Australia's full legal & constitutional independence from UK. May 9 First Australian Parliament. July 9 Queen Victoria signed Royal Assent to the Commonwealth of Australia Constitution Act. All 3 days Much more significant than 26th Jan.